Guess what came in the mail...
Cue the Jaws theme song....nah nah, nah, nah
An online swimsuit order....eeeeeek
Now let me start off by saying, I am fairly comfortable in a swimsuit.
GOD gave me this body, stretch marks, curves and all.
BUT...why do swimsuit designers insist that fashion and functionality cannot be done in one suit?
I swear, one sneeze and it is all over folks! Total wardrobe malfunction.
Now I could go spend half my life savings on a swimsuit top, but geez, I should not have to spend more than a car payment on one article of clothing...and that piece of clothing doesn't even have that much fabric.
AND NO, the swimsuit on the bag was not what I ordered, because honestly one jump into the ocean and that swimsuit top would be toast.
Needless to say, I will be returning my ill designed "tube sausage casing" of a swimsuit.
Someone get me my moo moo.
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