Wednesday, August 26, 2015

Boobs, Buses & Bikes

Catchy title of a post right?! :-)

I realized I needed to get my daily dose of being out in  nature... well if you consider riding your bike through subdivisions with really pretty green grass then that is nature for around here. Or maybe some over dry farm fields.

So let's just put it out on the table now... I have big boobs. They follow me everywhere or better yet lead me everywhere haha. Finding the right sports bra is always crucial and next to impossible.
So why I picked the particular one I wore today I have no idea. I knew there was a reason it was in the bottom of the drawer, but I am all about second chances. I'm fair like that.
I'm riding my bike down the bike lane minding my own business and wondering why people are being so engaging with eye contact from their cars. And then I look down to realize I have got the Grand Canyon of cleavage leading this bike ride.
Like most of the time, us women, have to take a little boob ogglin over some eye contact. I guess if I made somebody smile, I did my good deed for the day. Anything to help the world be a better place.
As for the bus, I managed to get out of the way onto a side dirt road before getting sandwiched. I would say it was part my fault, part their fault. (Of course I'm trying to be the bigger person. The bus isn't here to defend itself)
But may I ask why so many people have to go to school? I mean I totally get the whole education thing, but all these school pick up and drop offs are really hindering my ability to get a good bike ride in.

No seriously kids, stay in school and don't do drugs.

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